All Alone In The Dark
I can't log onto Fark
Without any internet,
And my favorite Star Trek characcter
is that wacky little Quark.
But, now I'm all alone in the dark
In a big white padded room
And I can't scratch my nose,
With this straightjacket on,
All alone in thje dark.
Well, it just makes me want to bark.
<barking noises>
And I'm really crackin' up,
'Cause things are loong kind of stark.
Because I'm all alone in the dark
In a big white padded room
Where the doc wants to up my meds
And make the sevils go away
So i'll be all alone in the dark.
I still remember eating lark
With Emperor Nero
And he played his fiddle
While I burned Central Park.
That's why I'm all alone in the dark
In a big white padded room
Where they don't believe
that Nero told me to
Just becuase he's dead
Now he's all alone in the dark.
The angel Gabrielle saido "Hark!"
But he never said no more than that
But the voices in my head
Tell me that I am Joan of Arc.
Now they've left me all alone in the dark
In a big white padded room
where people always watch me
just because I bit
that doctor's nose off
When he left me all alone in the dark.
My parents named me Clark,
though most folks call me Super Man
For some reason people here
Insist that I'm some guy called Mark
I guess he's all alone in the dark
in a big white padded room
Where everyone calls him Kal-El
on the planet Krypton
Without his dog Krypto
He's all alone in the dark.
Don't give me no snark,
just because I ain't no narc
And won't tell you that Agatha is a spark
Just don't leave me all alone in the dark.
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